Murica’s Mayor

Fealty to the Former Guy was his fatal flaw,

Lies and litigation led him to cross the law.

He said that “Truth’ ain’t “truth”, told a slew of lies,

Standin’ before the cameras right before our eyes.

Held a Presser at Four Seasons, ‘twas a landscape place,

Next door to the sex shop, he’s lying to our face.

The election it was stolen, was his Power Point,

Tried to get the courts, the loser to anoint.

Claimed election fraud, but couldn’t prove one case,

Made him look the clod, in every courtroom space.

Got to be a movie star in Borat, the Sequel,

Forgot to zip his pants, all the world could tell.

Perhaps it was the Scotch that led to his debauch,

Surely he did botch the zipper on his crotch.

Went over to Ukraine, seekin’ campaign dirt,

Found a Russian agent, that was his ”expert.”

Fruman and Parnas, foreign campaign cash,

Makin’ quite a splash with Rudy in the mash.

Got suspended by the bar in New York and D.C.,

Said he didn’t care, he worked for Trump for free.

Called up to Mar-a-Lago, “Who the hell are you?

If you need some dough, I think that we are through!”

Now Rudy he’s in trouble cuz he crossed the law.

Fealty to the Former Guy was his fatal flaw.

LDT Sep 13, ‘21

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I’d like to share this piece with Rudy, but he has me blocked.

Must have been something I said.

Looking forward to writing a few more verses when Giuliani gets indicted.

Rudy Giuliani’s Role in Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

Rusy Giuliani was hilariously pranked by actress Maria Valcheva Bakalova in Sacha Baron Cohen’s film, “Borat Subsequent Moviefilm. Posing as a foreign journalist, she got him to sit for an interview in a hotel room. After the interview, she asked him if he wanted to step into the bedroom for a drink. The guiliable Guiliani agreed. As she was helping him with his microphone on the bed, he appeared to start removing his pants. Here’s what Rudy said happened next:

“This guy comes running in wearing a crazy, what I would say was a pink transgender outfit. “it was a pink bikini with lace, underneath a translucent mesh top, it looked absurd. He had the beard, bare legs, and wasn’t what I would call distractingly attractive,”“This person comes in yelling and screaming, and I thought this must be a scam or a shake-down, so I reported it to the police. He then ran away.”

The fil Borat Subsequent Movieflilm is available on Amazon Prime Video. It is hilarious.