Dr. Seuss at Mar-a-Lago

Dr. Suess at Mar-a-Lago

I did not take the secret docs

So did not need no brand-new locks

I did not try to launch a coup

I did not do like you-know-who

-George Conway

I did not take them to my hut

But if I did so fu**ing what

I will not tell you what I did

My temperament is a spoiled kid

-Michele

But did you see them in a box?

Did he hide them in his sox?

Did he eat them with some lox?

Oh no! We know. It was ketchup on the docs!

-Elizabeth de la Vega

He did not sneak them, box them too.

Nor did he flush them down the loo..

He did not eat them, ketchup-laced.

Nor burn them all without a trace.

-Ellen Dibble

Did I take them, do I know?

If I took them, that would blow.

My boss, he hid them in a shoe.

But I support him, yes I do

-Max Hoberman

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