Robert was a carpenter, a FAKE Elector too,
He lived in Palominas where 92 runs through.
Had an acre down on Cana where he plied his trade,
And it was full of all the storage sheds he made.
Maybe had a fling with the trucker’s wife next door,
‘til the hubby came home and figured out the score.
Brandished his AR when immigrants came through,
Though what it was about, he didn’t have a clue.
Framed up a house, but never finished it,
Got involved in politics, thought he’d do his bit.
Got active in the Tea Party, took over PFD,[1]
Believed everything he heard on his Fox TV.
Then he got his chance to make a big impact,
Became the County Chair, though principles he lacked.
Went on up to Phoenix, to mingle with elites,
And hung on every word of Trumpy’s latest tweets.
Then came that bleak November when Donald lost it all,
The election must be RIGGED! was the clarion call.
Then Eastman and Chesebro formed an evil plan,
A slate of FAKE electors and victory for their Man.
On the Fourteenth of December Robert donned a tie,
And voted with the Party for Trump’s election lie.
Kelli Ward would call for the FAKE Elector votes,
And Robert he became one of Trumpy’s Judas goats.
Robert was a carpenter, a FAKE Elector too,
He’ll probably be in prison before it all is through.
Video of Arizona’s FAKE Electors committing election crimes: Video Of Kelli Ward Signing Fake Election Certification Re-emerges Following Subpoena (newsweek.com)
Link to CNN Report on Arizona’s FAKE Electors: Watch: CNN reporter tracks down Arizona fake electors | CNN Politics
[1] Palominas Fire Department
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