Mister Big

There’s no one else like Mister Big,

Not even Jesus in a wig.

You won’t get shot on Fifth Avenue,

If you say His lies are true.

Mister Big, He has the answer,

To save us all from Windmill Cancer.

Only He can stem the tide,

Until the waters do subside.

He will gladly lend an ear,

To every hate and every fear.

He is wise beyond all doubt,

All His rivals He will rout.

You must be loyal to the Man,

Or He will smash you if he can.

So wave His banner way up high,

And never, ever question why.

There’s no one else like Mister Big,

Here’s His Kool-Aid, take a swig.

LDT January 11, ‘24

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