Cybertruck Blues

Bought me a Cybertruck, One Hundred Thou,

  Before Elon crashed the DAQ and the Dow.

I gotta admit I just kissed a toad,

  It’s the ugliest truck on the damn road.

I hate to be seen in my Cybertruck,

  Purchased from such a stupid dumb cluck.

I trusted Elon when I made that deal,

  Now I’m embarrassed to take the wheel.

The screen tells me the steering has failed,

  “Sorry Sir, but your trip is curtailed.”

The windshield wiper don’t work so well,

  The auto-pilot is scary as hell.

While running late and down to the wire,

  These butt ugly trucks often catch fire.

I get flipped off while I’m on the road,

  That stupid trunk won’t carry a load.

A body panel is falling off,

  While Elon’s rockets can’t get aloft.

Everyone hates my electrical car,

  And it won’t get me very damn far.

I can’t sell it, the value has sunk,

  I should wreck it or drive around drunk.

Now I am stuck with this piece of shit,

  How will I ever get rid of it?

LDT March 22, ‘25

FULL DISCLOSURE: I don’t own a Tesla, but I flipped one off the other day.

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