Christmas Flap

USS Princeton (LPH-5)

Spent Christmas Eve in Olongapo town,

  pourin’ lots of San Magoo[1] down.

The Princeton was tied up at Carrier Pier,

  we just might stay until it’s New Year.

Heads were achin’ as Reveille played,

  at all the bars, too long we had stayed.

Scuttlebutt said that Hope and his troupe,

  would play on the deck without General Shoup.

Then something happened in a land far away,

  and the Captain said that we couldn’t stay.

A car bomb went off at the Brinks Hotel,

  we will get even, we’ll give ‘em hell.

The boilers were fired, the lines were cast off,

  one last look at Subic[2], our covers[3] we doffed.

We checked on our gear, a rifle and pack,

  headed for trouble, we weren’t lookin’ back.

The choppers were lined up on the flight deck,

  the Sweet Pea[4] sure beat that Henrico[5] wreck.

Parting the waters she made a big wake,

  the South China Sea is a pretty big lake.

I’d not be lyin’ if I said we were flyin’

  she makes Thirty Knots without even tryin’

The water was roiling, the wake was a-boiling,

  the sailors were toiling, as ropes they were coiling.

Near Nine hundred feet, her speed’s pretty neat,

  it’s hard to beat a ship that’s this sweet.

We lined up for chow hoping somehow,

  our cooks would allow a Christmas luau.

One day and one night, came the first light,

  we looked out at ‘Nam and it was a sight.

A sliver of beach with green mountains steep,

  but off in the distance it would just keep.

We wouldn’t land, just float off the shore,

  for sixty long days though it seemed more.

That’s was our Christmas in Sixty-Four,

  lucky for us there wasn’t a war. 

Our time hadn’t come, so we had some fun,

   the cruise was a plumb, until it was done.

LDT December 25, ‘22


[1] San Miguel beer

[2] Subic Bay Naval Base, The Philippines

[3] Hats

[4] Nickname for the USS Princeton, LPH-5

[5] USS Henrico, a slow troopship.

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Hard Edges

He had some hard edges, brittle like flint,

  and if he had a heart, he gave not a hint.

Lived in a shack way back in the hills,

  he barely got by, without any frills.

If he spoke at all it was more like a rasp,

  his old torn coat was held with a clasp.

Icy blue eyes that were all bloodshot,

  ruddy red cheeks and a nose full of snot.

He drove an old truck with fenders a-flappin’

  eked out a livin’ mostly from trappin’.

When he came to town, we were all scared,

  and when we looked, it seemed like he glared.

Most of us kids would just run away,

  maybe that is what shortened his stay.

Now our little town was quiet and quaint,

  but somehow we had a sec-er-et saint.

And though it was hard for us to believe,

  no one went hungry on Christmas Eve.

The waif who lived in the bad part of town,

  would get a brand-new toy to end his frown.

At the market store a tab would get paid,

  in back of the church, good words were prayed.

Nobody ever knew, but they wondered who,

  had such a heart, so pure and so true.

One Christmas morning they found the old man,

  frozen just as hard as an old fryin’ pan.

In his pockets were the candies found by our doors,

  wrapped in bright paper from our favorite stores.

They buried him with honors on old Boot Hill,

  we shouldn’t judge others, and I never will.

He had some hard edges, brittle like flint,

  that he was a saint, I had not a hint.

LDT Christmas ‘22

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Pottersville

From It’s A Wonderful Life, 1946

We all live in Pottersville,

  just beyond Potter’s Hill.

Working in Potter’s Mill,

  lunching on Potter’s swill.

Life is grand in Pottersville,

  so long as we all serve his will.

Potter’s values he’ll instill,

  and we all will pay the bill.

Snow blows past the window sill,

  as we feel the drafty chill.

Prospects looking kinda’ nil,

  in our shack in Pottersville.

Potter always gets his will,

  o’er the folks in Pottersville.

Poverty is a bitter pill,

  with Mr. Potter, that’s the drill.

We will not our dreams fulfill,

  while we’re stuck in Pottersville.

LDT December 22, ‘22

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Mr. tRump

The January 6 Select Committee

Well, hello there Mr. tЯump,

  I see your polls just took a dump.

What does the future hold?

  Indictments, I am told.

Did you mean to insurrect,

  and are you trying to deflect?

What is buried with your ex,

  did she just give you a hex?

Is Stormy’s story coming out,

  so we can see what it’s about?

Did the Яussians pad your pockets,

  as Kim Jong shot off some rockets?

Did you observe the Rule of Law,

  or did you shred it with a saw?

With just whom did you conspire,

  what bad acts did you require?

Did you take our secret docs,

  and put them in with your socks?

Did you lie ten thousand times,

  to cover up all your crimes?

Were you cheating on your taxes,

  shielded by a ton of faxes?

Should we all inject some bleach,

  and listen to Falwell preach?

Did you take our campaign cash,

  and add to your private stash?

Questions asked of Mr. tЯump,   as he sets out on the stump.

Sorry that I am so blunt,

  welcome to a real WITCH HUNT!

LDT December 19, ‘22

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Elon

Elon Musk

Elon makes electric cars,

  Elon sends rockets to Mars.

Elon has a mighty ego,

  but he is such a zero.

Elon bought a media platform,

  now it is a real shit storm.

He brought back tЯump’s allies,

  they promoted his election lies.

Suspended those who tracked his plane,

  then treated Apple with disdain.

Do not write about his sins,

  only mention all his wins.

Free Speech is his lofty goal,

  cross him and he’ll crush your soul.

Elon is so petulant,

  he won’t even pay his rent.

Let’s cancel his electric cars,

  then ship Elon off to Mars!

LDT December 12, ‘22

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Library Rat

I have always been a Library Rat

He lives beneath the stacks,

  with Orwell and Wilde for snacks.

From grade school up to college,

  he’s gnawing at knowledge.

Thirty-two volumes of reference,

  digested without much deference.

Carnegie is his greatest hero,

  but to E-books he gives a zero.

He shredded nearly half of Shakespeare,

  to build a nest for one he held dear.

Observing the sign, “Please be quiet!”

  he won’t be startin’ no library riot.

Those modem cables can be so tasty,

  if chewed until they become pasty.

Leather-bound books are especially good,

  he eats all the way to the paper pulp wood.

Life can be good for a library rat,

  so long as there isn’t a library cat!

LDT December 10, ‘22

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Riverwalk

The Riverwalk, San Antonio

There is a place that I know,

Where the gentle breezes blow.

Lying just below the street,

The river is such a treat.

The fragrance of the flowers,

The cypress tree that towers.

The warbler sings his joyful song,

As two lovers stroll along.

People dine by candle glow,

As waiters hustle to and frow.

Gentle waters calm the soul,

There is so much to extol.

The path that wanders to the heart,

Never wanting to depart.

You won’t miss that old gridlock,

When you’re on the Riverwalk.

LDT December 3, ‘22

Mountain Men/Fur Trade Bibliography

The American Fur Trade of the Far West (1902)

I have recently been reading everything I can about the era of the Mountain Me and the fur trade in the American west. There are dozens of modern books that can fully inform one on this topic, but why not use original sources? Thanks to Amazon, E-books and and some dedicated volunteers who convert crusty old books to modern digital formats, you can now download a 180 year old book written by a someone who lived the story of a Mountain Man. A few of the tales have a bit of a “Dime Novel” flair to them, but most are honest and accurate. Modern readers may be offended by the biases and occasional ignorance of the authors, but their stories are compelling. Here is my list of Mountain Man/Fur trade books whose copyrights have long since expired. Most can be bought and downloaded from amazon for about .99 cents. I have given them 1-5 star (*)ratings.

Whitman Mission National ark Service Historical Handbook. Erwin N. Thompson (1964) Free n-line book NPS Historical Handbook: Whitman Mission (Contents)

Though Marcus and Narcissa Whitman were not mountain men or trappers, they came west during the latter years of the fur trade. Whitman met with the trappers at the rendezvous of 1835 where he preached and extracted a bullet from Jim Bridger. Marcus Whitman helped lead the first wagons to Oregon in 1843 . At the time of their deaths, the Whitmans were raising the daughters of Mountain men Jim Bridger and Joe Meeks. Their support of the immigrants might have led to their deaths in 1847, but they also contributed significantly to the acquisition and development of the Oregon Territory. Five stars

Jim Bridger: Opening the West Vol I (2020) 4-stars

This is Volume I of a two volume work. Being illiterate and out of touch with civilization for large portions of his life, James Bridger left it up to others he encountered on the trail to document his amazing life. Author Ronald Rockwell has done a good job of collecting the impressions of others and weaving them into the history of the era to capture about as good of a look at Bridger’s life as is possible. He quotes significant passages from other works by Bridger’s contemporaries to frame Bridger’s experiences and the event that surrounded him. The book is well-written and contains numerous personal observations of the author which the reader may, or may not, agree with. I commend him for his diligent research. My only disappointment is that Bridger’s life after the 1851 Fort Laramie Treaty gathering is covered in Volume II which I am too cheap to buy at this point. (Kindle $3.99)

Kit Carson’s Autobiography (Dictated 1856) (Published 1935)

This is Kit Carson’s own life story as related to Jesse B. Turly about 1856. The manuscript is the basis for most of what we know about Carson. It was finally edited and published by M.M. Quaife in 1935. It briefly covers Carson’s early adventures in the fur trade and in guiding expeditions like those of Fremont and numerous frontier military campaigns. His role in the California campaign of the Mexican war is included. His subsequent actions in the Navaho country during the Civil War are not covered as they occurred after the book was dictated. Carson comes across as a humble man who contributed greatly to the exploration and knowledge of the American West having crisscrossed nearly all of it to include all of its major land and river routes. Though Carson could not read or write, the compilers of this work did an excellent job of producing a smooth-flowing, competent narrative. The only problem with the book is its brevity and lack of detail in some of American history’s greatest events and adventures. (Some of this is documented in other works, like Fremont’s reports.) All in all, a great resource for the committed historian and the casual reader. 5 stars

Christopher Carson Familiarly Known as Kit Carson (abt 1870) John C. Abbott

This is an interesting early biography of the famed frontiersman, Kit Carson. The author draws form several other contemporary accounts to make a coherent narrative that is far more accurate than some of the Dime Novels of Carson’s day. It is short on specific dates, locations and details as well as scholarly citations of sources. Abbott’s main contribution to the Carson story is to add his personal insights. As a man of the cloth he imbues Carson with Christian virtues. Carson’s decency is indeed a virtue, but whether it came from any sort of piety is questionable. Abbott adds descriptions of people, events and terrain that he probably had no first-hand knowledge of. These details take nothing away from the heroic exploits of the trapper, frontiersman and military man that Carson was. The book provides almost no coverage of Carson’s military exploits during the Civil War and his expulsion of the Navaho from their homes. It does have a very interesting letter from the Physician at Fort Lyons who attended Carson in his last days. 4 Stars

The Adventures of Captain Bo0nneville. (1837) Washington Irving.

This is Irving’s re-write of Captain Benjamin Bonneville’s report on his 1832-35 exploration and trapping expedition to the Rocky Mountains. Bonneville requested leave from the Army in order to mount an expedition to the West. Though his leave was granted, he was asked to explore and map the areas he visited. He was also to report on relations with the various tribes of Native Americans he encountered. Since Bonneville’s main purpose was to profit from the fur trade, he was given no financial support from the U.S. government. He would wind up overstaying his leave and earning little profit. He did add considerably to the knowledge of the lands and people he visited on both sides of the Rockies. Irving’s narrative incorporates several interesting incidents, battles, epic journeys and personal interest vignettes. Irving’s first-hand knowledge of the West was limited to a single surveying trip he had taken to the Oklahoma Indian Territory, but he manages to give compelling accounts from other sources. The book’s success, no doubt, inspired many an early pioneer to head West. Prophetically he lamented the British influence in the Oregon territory while extolling its virtues.  5 Stars

The Splendid Wayfaring: The story of the Exploits and Adventures of Jedediah Smith and His Comrades (1920). John G. Neihardt Excellent account of Smith’s journeys through the Rockies and his pathbreaking overland trips to California and Oregon. Smith engaged with the Ashley-Henry firm in 1822 and soon became part of its successor firm Smith, Jackson and Sublette. Smith and Hugh Glass (The Revenant) were both mauled by grizzly bears in 1823 while part of the Ashley expedition. 

Life in the Rocky Mountains: A Diary of Wanderings on the sources of the Rivers Missouri, Columbia and Colorado from February 1830 to November 1835 (1940) Warren A. Ferris. First hand account of Ferris’ experiences with the American Fur Company. Ferris had a keen eye for geography and descriptions of what he saw that would sound familiar to modern travelers. Includes an almost daily account of his travels as well as his own adventures and those of others whose stories were told around campfires. Oddly, there is virtually nothing about the actual craft of trapping beaver. (Ferris was often engaged in trade and camp maintenance.) By the time it was published, his diary had possibly been embellished by the knowledge of a later era. His first-hand accounts are highly credible except for the last part of this edition which includes some newspaper articles he wrote years later.  5 Stars

The Adventures of Captain Bonneville (1837) Washington Irving. Though Irving never made it to the fur country, he had access to Bonneville and the journals of his expedition and his poorly written book. 5 stars

Astoria: True Tale of the Dangerous and Daring Enterprise beyond the Rocky Mountains. (1836)Washington Irving. Irving was commissioned by John Jacob Astor to write the history of his failed effort to establish a fur trading empire on the West Coast. Working mostly from journals and business letters 20 years after the fact, Irving produced a compelling book. It is this book that contains the most compelling version of John Colter’s famous run from the Blackfeet. Irving also writes of the explosive end of Astor’s ship, the Tonquin, as a hostile tribe made its final assault after killing most of the crew.  5 Stars

The War with Mexico (1920) Justin Harvey Smith. A tedious, but comprehensive, look at the Mexican War (1846-48) which added much of the fur country to the United States. 4 stars

Fifty years on the Trail (1889) John Young Nelson 4 Stars

Thirty One Years on the Plains, and in the Mountains, Or, the Last Voice from the Plains An Authentic record of a Life Time of hunting, Trapping, Scouting and Indian Fighting in the Far West. (1903) William F. Drannon. Authentic account but may have exaggerated a bit. (No rating-unread)

Manuel Lisa, Fur trader on the Upper Missouri (1901) Hiram M. Chittenden Manuel Lisa was one of the first entrepreneurs to ply the fur trade from St. louis. (Note most of this info is contained in the author’s other book, The American fur Trade) 4 Stars

The American Fur trade of the Far West. (1902) Hiram M. Chittenden. This is a comprehensive overview of the entire history of the fur trade. 5 stars

The Personal Narrative of James O. Pattie, of Kentucky, During an Expedition from St. Louis, through the Vast Regions Between that Place & the Pacific Ocean & Thence Back Through the City of Mexico. James Ohio Pattie. I would never recommend this book, but for the fact that Pattie was the first American to ever enter Arizona. He began a disastrous trip in 1824 that took him through Santa Fe, the Santa Rita del Cobre mining district of SW New Mexico, the Gila River country of Arizona and the Mexican settlements of California. Pattie worked with a ghost writer, who greatly embellished his exploits. Still there are some good descriptions of the people and areas through which Pattie passed.  3 Stars

Memoirs of My Life and Times: The Pathfinder. John Charles Fremont. (1887). This volume covers five of Fremont’s expeditions from the 1840s. This book makes it abundantly clear that Fremont’s mission was to open up the West for settlement by Americans under the doctrine of Manifest Destiny. Three of these expeditions ventured into Oregon which was jointly occupied by Britain and the US. The last two saw him entering California which was Mexican territory. He mapped the trails to both places and discovered new routes and passes for emigrants to use. By filling up Oregon and California with Americans it became easier to annex them to the United States. His final expedition to California is by far the most interesting. He arrived just in time for the Mexican War and played a major role in the Bear Flag Rebellion that lead to California becoming part of the US. The book ends with the appointment of Fremont as territorial governor of California by Commodore Stockton. It covers General Kearny’s disastrous entry into California at the Battle of San Pasqual. It does not cover the power struggle that erupted later between Fremont and Kearny over the governorship. Included are several very interesting documents relating to the taking of California. Five Stars ***** T

History of the expedition under the Command of Captains Lewis and Clark, Vol. I. To the Sources of the Missouri, Thence Across the Rocky Mountains and… Ocean Performed Suring the Years 1804-5-6. Merriweather Lewis and William Clark as edited by Paul Allen. Lewis was not able to edit and publish the expedition’s journals before his untimely death at his own hand. This is one of the first readable printed versions of the journal covering their outward journey.  4 Stars

The Life and Adventures of James P. Beckwourth: Mountaineer, Scout and pioneer and Chief of the Crow Nation of Indians. (1856) Beckwourth was an early trapper of mixed race who spent many years with the Crow tribe of Montana. Though his story may have been embellished, there are enough independent accounts of his actions to verify his courage and the reverence the Crows held of him.  4 Stars

Journal of a Trapper Or Nine Years Residence among the Rocky Mountains Between the Years of 1834 and 1843 (1921) Osborne Russel. Short, but authentic.  4 Stars

Adventure of Zenas Leonard, Fur Trader and Trapper, 1831-1836. Zenas Leonard. Another authentic trapper’s journal.  4 Stars

Forty Years a Fur Trader on the Upper Missouri (1898) Charles Larpenteur. Though not a trapper, Larpenteur spent more time in the Upper Missouri country than most of his contemporaries. Much of this time was spent at Fort Union where the Yellowstone empties into the Missouri. I was greatly annoyed by his papering over his botched attempt to vaccinate the native women of the post during the 1937 Small Pox epidemic. Otherwise a good read.  4 Stars

My Sixty years on the Plains. Trapping, Trading, and Indian Fighting W.T. Hamilton. Another first person narrative.  4 Stars

Four Years in the Rockies–the Adventures of Isaac P. Rose–Hunter and Trapper in that Remote Region. James B. Marsh. (1884) ****

Mountain Man Ezekiel Williams and His Adventures in Colorado in 1809. (1913) Ezekiel Williams. This is an absolutely fascinating, but short, account of a member of Manuel Lisa’s Missouri Fur Company. It is a story of great courage and mystery. Williams and perhaps twenty other companions were detached from Lisa’s trading post where the Big Horn joins the Yellowstone. They headed south to trap the upper reaches of the Arkansas. Though the trapping was successful, the party separated, most to never be heard from again. Williams was the only one to ever make it back to Missouri. Shortly after his return, a strange grave was found and opened just short of the Missouri settlements. Speculation was that this was William’s lost partner. Had Williams killed Jean Baptiste Champlain to profit from his valuable furs? A newspaper accused him of just that. In response to this accusation, Williams wrote a letter to the paper defending himself and recounting his adventures. Though dates are somewhat confusing, the Missouri Historical Society was able to confirm much of what Williams wrote. No one has been able to solve the mystery of who was in the strange grave, however.  4 Stars

Mountain Men of the Rockies. (1883) Frank Triplett

This is an interesting, but flawed, book about several of the mountain men associated with the fur trade. I am unable to find much information of the author, Frank Triplett. From the narrative in the book, he appears to have known some of the mountain men in their later years. (The book was published in 1883.) He offers several personal insights regarding his acquaintance with some of trappers and with others who knew them. (Triplett has also written other books about the West, Jesse James and even Grover Cleveland.)
Some of the stories in the book are simply recanting’s of tales told by earlier authors. This book is almost totally devoid of dates or any references save the tales told to the author by others. Some of the facts presented don’t fully match up with other credible sources. One does get a sense of the character of some of mountain men that Triplett appears to have had some direct or indirect connection to.
I would read Triplett for the enjoyment of the stories, but in no way would I ever cite this book in an historical paper.
There are two things I really liked about the book. First he covers some frontier characters who have gotten little mention in the other accounts of the fur trade. Secondly, he follows up on many of these pioneers to tell how they spent their later lives, or what fate finally befell them.
Triplett’s writing has an annoying tendency to wander down off-topic side stories and time can shift back and forth abruptly. Like a lot of his contemporaries, Triplett had a very low regard for Native Americans which might turn modern readers off.  3 Stars

John Coulter, the First Mountain Man. (Date unknown, but an event from 1926 is mentioned.) Robert Dwyer. This is brief, but excellent account of what little is known of John Coulter. Coulter was a member of Lewis and Clark’s Corps of Discovery. He stayed in the Upper Missouri Country after the expedition making him arguably the very first Mountain Man. Eventually becoming part of Manuel Lisa’s Missouri Fur Company, Coulter would be credited with the discovery of Coulter’s Hell (Yellowstone Park.) Coulter famously outran pursuing Blackfeet in a race for his life, before making his way back naked and unarmed to Lisa’s post on the Yellowstone. 5 Stars

The Mountain Men (1999) The History Channel. Video. Narrated by Pernell Roberts. A history of the fur trade in the American West. Covers such characters as Coulter, Walker, Smith, Johnson and Carson. https://youtu.be/8MYIItApGPA https://youtu.be/8MYIItApGPA  5 Stars

Sam’s Place

In the summer of 1969 I hung out at Sam’s Place
in West Des Moines. Yeah, like the song

Just hangin’ around, West Des Moines town,

  I’m feelin’ down and I’ve got a frown.

I see the sign, drinks, beer and wine,

  make me feel fine, at least I am tryin’.

Sat on a stool, tried to look cool.

  some drunk old fool, stinks like a mule.

Brewery’s on strike, there’s nuthin’ I like,

  maybe I’m psych, shoulda’ took a hike.

Rotten wood floor, patch on the door,

  been here before, don’t know what for.

The juke box will rock, the war is a crock,

  this ain’t my block, so I shouldn’t squawk.

Sam’s is the place, my troubles to face,

  it’s no disgrace, that this is my base.

Woman walks in, she’s halfg full of Gin,

  I give her a grin, but I just can’t win.

Pool in the back, a Quarter a rack,

  getting’ no slack, I’m on the wrong track.

Buck Owens song, in Sam’s I belong,

  crowd sings along, their voices are strong.

A Quarter or two, for Buck and his crew,

  before he is through, he’ll drive off the blue.

Barmaid’s a star, five string guitar,

  an empty tip jar, won’t get her far.

I hear a shout, big fight breaks out,

  it’s quite a bout, winner’s in doubt.

Too long I have strayed, with problems self-made,

  my troubles won’t fade, am I being played?

Look at the mirror, how’d I get here?

  drank too much beer, head ain’t so clear.

Go back to the room, trip on a broom,

  here in the gloom, feels like a tomb.

Maybe someday, I’ll find my way,

  but what can I say, I’m just a stray.

LDT Nov 26, ‘22

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Sam’s Place is gone, but West Des Moines looks the same.

A Double Dose of You

I’ve crossed plain and desert, to the ocean shore.

I’ve topped the shining mountain, seen the eagle soar,

Been lonely in the city and welcomed at a shack,

seen places that’ll never, ever want me back.

But, I’ve had the pleasure of a love that’s true,

all I really needed was a double dose of you.

I’ve swum in mighty rivers, struggled in the current,

And drug my lonesome self o’er bridges I have burnt.

I was just a soulless drifter upon the sea of life,

never thought I’d take you for my lovin’ wife.

Now my life so full, never feelin’ blue,

All I really needed was a double dose of you.

                                LDT

                                Jan 21, 2020

                                         Our 48th Anniversary