Cognitive Dissonance

I’m the greatest by my count,

ask me what I care about.

It’s me, me, me don’t you see?

No, no, no it was never “we”.

I’m the best, the cat’s meow,

I care not for thee or thou.

I can fix all things big and small,

Just give my expertise a call.

Never doubt my genius intellect,

as your counsel, I reject.

Listen to me, wise and proud,

standing tall above the crowd.

Let me state the alternate fact,

As your senses, I attack.

So glad to have all your love,

I’m ordained from high above.

Just follow me, I’ll lead on,

I’m the best, Don the Con.

LDT 9/20

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