Hey Ron!

Hey Ron!

I heard you crashed on Twitter Spaces,

And wed at Disney of all places.

What about those books you banned,

That tell the story of this land?

Hey Ron!

Have you seen a Drag Queen Show?

Maybe you should hafta’ go.

Is your pronoun him or her,

Or do we have to call you Sir?

Hey Ron!

Why did you make Mickey sore,

Are you that goofy at your core?

And what about all those guns,

You keep in case someone runs?

Hey Ron!

Are you ready to declare,

Your dystopian nightmare?

And are your panties in a snit,

Or are you just full of ..it?

Hey Ron!

Who will pick your rotting fruit,

Since you told them all to scoot?

Hope your pregnancies go alright,

Cuz all your Docs have taken flight.

Hey Ron!

Why do you ban Miss Ruby’s story,

Is she a threat to White Trash glory?

And what about Don’t Say Gay,

Did not the girls let you play?

Hey Ron!

You said you fixed Sanibel Bridge,

Or did you fudge it by a smidge?

Will the next big hurricane,

Send you fleeing on a plane?

Hey Ron!

Why do you, our votes suppress,

And will you make a bigger mess?

Do you support the KKK,

Because we took your slaves away?

Hey Ron!

What have you got against our history?

We made mistakes, that’s no mystery.

Why can’t we learn, with warts and all,

Or must we hide behind the pall?

Hey Ron!

What is up with your good friend Don,

Why does he hope that you are gone?

You are just as bad as he,

Is what it seems like to me.

Hey Ron!

As your state slips into the sea,

You worry about where to pee.

Why don’t you just look around,

At real problems that abound?

Hey Ron!

Maybe you should take a hike,

And stop acting like a tyke!

LDT May 28, ‘23

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