Docs

I did not steal those SECRET docs,

I did not keep them with my socks.

And if I did, they were mine,

I didn’t even cross that line.

I can take them anytime.

This is not a real crime.

I did not share them with the Sheik,

I gave the Chinese not a peek.

Held safe by a K-Mart lock,

Hid the key behind a clock.

Then they told me once or twice,

To yield my docs would be nice.

I told them where they could go,

And spread my doc to and frow.

The Feds then raided my dear home,

Where Golden Showers I condone.

Surely, I declassified,

Every doc, far and wide.

It is just a big WITCH HUNT,

And Jack Smith is such a runt.

The only thing I will confess,

Is being Prez caused this mess.

I’ll get even one fine day,

And make the Feds have-to pay.

You can help me in this clash,

By sending me all your cash!  

 LDT 6/17/23

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