Orange Jesus

Oh, the things that we do for Orange Jesus,

He gets everything that he pleases.

We may have forgotten the times,

We had to ignore all His crimes.

We have to believe all His lies,

And proclaim Him noble and wise.

We have to ignore all the files,

That name his pals as pedophiles.

If He loses, we must proclaim,

Election fraud! Such a shame!

If He calls, we know we must come,

Though the Capitol riot seemed kinda dumb.

We will glibly be taking the Fifth,

It’s not for us to be makin’ a rift.

His attorneys all got disbarred,

Because they were lying too hard.

Now we are all facing jail,

As we struggle to come up with bail.

We broke laws for Him big and small,

Hoping that He would pardon us all.

As He deals with all of His trials,

We give Him our praise and our smiles.

Oh, the things that we do for Orange Jesus,

Some of it is quite treasonous.

LDT December 2, ‘23

The phrase, “The things we do for Orange Jesus,” was coined by Rep Mark Green (R-TN) as he voted against certifying the 2020 election.

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