Whiosaw

Listen to the big Orange Clown:

  Oil is up, oil is down.

The War is won, it was fun,

  The old regime has come undone.

The Strait was open, so I closed it,

  High gas prices won’t hurt one bit.

While at the pump, you shouldn’t bitch,

  Just buy my swag and make me rich.

The Dow is up, the Dow is down,

  The damn Pope won’t come around.

My inside pals have made a mint,

  I proclaim I gave them no hint.

The FAKE news says I’m a fool,

  But censorship is quite a tool.

My poll numbers are through the roof,

  They go up each time I goof.

My war of choice has been a shame,

  At least I have Vance to blame.

In just two weeks, it will be fine,

  And you won’t have to hear me whine.

LDT Apr 19, ‘26

Trump’s Iran War Day 50

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