He pushes out his puffed-up chest,
And thinks that he is Heaven-blessed.
Got his cape from Five and Dime,
It’s tied on with a piece of twine.
He proudly wore his gang tattoos,
While anchoring the weekend news.
More crosses than the KKK,
Equality is not his way.
He likes to think that he is strong,
And that bluster can’t be wrong.
I can’t say he’s born to lose,
I’ll just say he loves his booze.
He’s tougher than a sardine can,
And wants to be a manly man.
War is Defense, he will say,
An infidel with hell to pay.
He knows that God is on his side,
With Bible quotes from Chucky’s Bride.
His Signal chats are not a sin,
‘til the enemy listens in.
He starts wars without a plan,
Uses makeup when he can.
He fires those who question him,
Generals fear his every whim.
If he is Rambo. I’ve got news,
Daffy Duck could fill his shoes.
LDT May 16, ‘26
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You got a laugh out of me, Larry! Excellent way to get me to laugh at him instead of get upset! More!!! 🙂